Jul 26, 2016
Jul 15, 2016
Can we just have one week with the flag at full staff?
If I were elected, every day, no matter what happened, we'd fly the flag at full staff. Because this the land of the free and the home of the brave and the power provided by the republic is not diminishable by forces small or great.
Jul 12, 2016
May 28, 2016
Jobs - how's it going?
Q: How's work at the furniture store?
A: Sofa, so good
Q: How's work in the elevator maintenance business?
A: It has its ups and downs.
Q: How's work in the tile business?
A: It's best to just go with the flo'.
Q: How's work in carpet business?
A: It's like we are in carperpetual motion.
Q: How's work in the graphic design business?
A: It's really the luck of the draw.
Q: How's work in the glue business?
A: We're sticking to the plan.
Q: How's work in the mathematics school?
A: It has its pluses and minuses.
Q: How's work in the fan business?
A: We just got wind of a new design.
Q: How's work in the soda business?
A: At work, I'm a real pop-ular guy.
Q: How's work in the cheese-topping business?
A: It's real grating.
Q: How's work in the car flat repair business?
A: I'm hoping to retire soon.
Q: How's work in the men's formal apparel business?
A: If at first you don't succeed, tie tie again.
Q: How's work in kickball manufacturing.
A: Business was down, but we're bouncing right back.
Q: How's work in the martial arts field.
A: I don't work there, I just do it for kicks.
Q: How's work in the bakery.
A: Business is rising.
A: There's plenty of dough in this industry.
A: Our ingredients are the yeast of our worries.
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