May 28, 2016

Jobs - how's it going?

Q: How's work at the furniture store?

A: Sofa, so good


Q: How's work in the elevator maintenance business?

A: It has its ups and downs.


Q: How's work in the tile business?

A: It's best to just go with the flo'.


Q: How's work in carpet business?

A: It's like we are in carperpetual motion.


Q: How's work in the graphic design business?

A: It's really the luck of the draw.


Q: How's work in the glue business?

A: We're sticking to the plan.


Q: How's work in the mathematics school?

A: It has its pluses and minuses.


Q: How's work in the fan business?

A: We just got wind of a new design.


Q: How's work in the soda business?

A: At work, I'm a real pop-ular guy.


Q: How's work in the cheese-topping business?

A: It's real grating.


Q: How's work in the car flat repair business?

A: I'm hoping to retire soon.


Q: How's work in the men's formal apparel business?

A: If at first you don't succeed, tie tie again.


Q: How's work in kickball manufacturing.

A: Business was down, but we're bouncing right back.


Q: How's work in the martial arts field.

A: I don't work there, I just do it for kicks.


Q: How's work in the bakery.

A: Business is rising.

A: There's plenty of dough in this industry.

A: Our ingredients are the yeast of our worries.

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