Sep 20, 2025

Midnight Sumo

 From midnight sumo last night:

In sumo, they throw salt into the ring. They do not throw pocket sand, plaster of paris, pepper, parmesan, nutrasweet, frosting, MSG, garlic powder, flour, egg white powder, detergent, dandruff, custard, cumin, cornflour, cream of tartar, confetti, chalk, cement, caustic soda, baby powder, powdered milk, quicklime, sugar, talcum, tapioca powder, titanium dioxide, snow or rice. They especially do not throw cocaine.

"Gonoyama got sent to the shadow realm"

The man yelling is the gyoji (referee). He yells: "hakkeyoi!" = get on with it, "nokotta nokotta" = you're still in, "yoi hakkeyoi yoi!" = stop hugging and do something, "susunde" = FFS do something damn it, people are watching, "shobu ari" = you're done

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