Jokes

Found these on my phone from 2016...

• Yoda: "To Kanjiclub, tell that, you will."
• What does the former bus driver say after retiring: "Now, I miss the bus."
• Winnie the Poo: "My family said I should write my own biography... Bear and back again."
• When Chuck Norris went to College, his roommate suggested he go hit the books. The College still hasn't rebuilt the library.
• Why did the business move it's headquarters to St. Louis. Because they had heard that Missouri loves company.
• How are things in the driveway business? - Some days are great, some are tarrible.
• How are things in the soda vending machine business? - Well I've grown in pop-ularity.
• How advanced is the technology in the Post Office? Well we're really trying to push the envelope.
• How is life in the ruler-making business? Well we try to put our best foot forward.
• How is life in the stamp-making factory? There's not a problem we can't lick.