Not from a schmedi

Question: Can I learn how to make cohesive lasagna that's soft but cooked all the way through?

Answer: Not from a Schmedi.

Question: Can I find out where the barriers in the river are before I come upon them?

Answer: Not from a Schmedi.

Question: Can I find somewhere to buy old Mac laptops that are still new but cost half their original price?

Answer: Not from a Schmedi.

Question: Can I learn basic microeconomics?

Answer: Not from a Schmedi.