Q: How's work at the furniture store?
A: Sofa, so good
Q: How's work in the elevator maintenance business?
A: It has its ups and downs.
Q: How's work in the tile business?
A: It's best to just go with the flo'.
Q: How's work in carpet business?
A: It's like we are in carperpetual motion.
Q: How's work in the graphic design business?
A: It's really the luck of the draw.
Q: How's work in the glue business?
A: We're sticking to the plan.
Q: How's work in the mathematics school?
A: It has its pluses and minuses.
Q: How's work in the fan business?
A: We just got wind of a new design.
Q: How's work in the soda business?
A: At work, I'm a real pop-ular guy.
Q: How's work in the cheese-topping business?
A: It's real grating.
Q: How's work in the car flat repair business?
A: I'm hoping to retire soon.
Q: How's work in the men's formal apparel business?
A: If at first you don't succeed, tie tie again.
Q: How's work in kickball manufacturing.
A: Business was down, but we're bouncing right back.
Q: How's work in the martial arts field.
A: I don't work there, I just do it for kicks.
Q: How's work in the bakery.
A: Business is rising.
A: There's plenty of dough in this industry.
A: Our ingredients are the yeast of our worries.