Aug 28, 2015

Kayak Cart

I made a homemade equivalent of the product like "Kayak and Canoe Cart with Pneumatic Tires" for roughly $45 using parts and pieces from Ax-man and Menards. It is meant to solve the problem, of not having a shuttle, wanting to solo kayak, and not wanting to inconvenience someone else for a ride, and/or not wanting to have to lock up / be away from your equipment either.

Parts

  • 2x6 x 2-ft. wood (2.09 at Menards)
  • 2 wheels from Ax-man Surplus (also saw similar ones at Harbor Freight: Rigid 6" castor), but there exist even less expensive castors also available. As much as I'd prefer bouncy air tires (even bike tires), I have trouble knowing where I'd get the axle to attach to the assembly.
  • 8 5/16" x 3" carriage bolts
  • 8 5/16" galvanized wingnuts

  • cold chisel for cutting squares in wood for back of carriage bolts
  • hammer, for use with chisel
  • crazy glue
  • 9-ft. kayak tie-down

Steps

  • Cut wood base to suit, sand block of wood to desired width. Note: to reduce weight, I'm considering drilling holes in the wood to reduce the mass, kind of like Mongoose Californian rims would do. I'm already adding enough mass and the Kinnickinnic River is very shallow.
  • Using Castors as a guide, mark and drill 5/16" holes in wood
  • Using cold chisel, make a square indentation in the wood where the carriage bolts will go
  • Using carriage bolt as a guide, align two washers and bond with crazy glue Repeat for 8-sets of washers, 16 washers in all.
  • Insert carriage bolts Flush
  • Insert bonded washers between castors and wood. This will act to maintain a gap for the tie-down to slide through.
  • Use wingnuts + washer to secure to wood.
  • Insert kayak tie down, and wrap around back 1/3 of kayak. Secure snugly. Pull/carry using front strap. Store paddles and equipment securely inside for transport. You are now ready to hit the road (and/or sidewalk).

The unit fits behind the seat of my Percussion. If it does not fit, then remove the wingnuts, and store the parts in a drybag for reassembly at the take out point.

Starhunter Time Travel

If you easily get frustrated by Sci-fi time travel situations where the episode keeps repeating itself, do NOT watch Starhunter "A Twist in Time". Oh my god, it's not just the horrible acting and yelling that keeps repeating, it's as if they used the exact same footage. Maybe it's my longing for order on a spaceship, a) it's not clear what is going on, time-wise, b) it's not clear what this prisoner wants, c) he's a crazy SOB, always talking to himself like Ruby Rhod of the Fifth Element, and d) taunting with a gun at the camera.

Aug 26, 2015

Big Bang Theory Movie Problem

Planning a Kayak trip for the family is often like the Big Bang Theory Movie multiobjective problem

Kayaking: Star Prairie Apple River Route

Route

Map link

Let in

Seems like a nice enough entry point in Star Prairie, at River Island Park 45.196804, -92.532174

Note: there is public parking approximately 350 ft. to the east on the other side of 65.

Another let in

Where the Apple River Kayak outfitter let us in on a family trip earlier this year. Nice ripples here (Stage I - loud but mild). 45.191772, -92.556036

Take out by Outpost Bar & Grill

45.162982, -92.591984

Last take out before dam

Final let out before the dam: 45.140937, -92.636280

References

Kayaking: Somerset Apple River Route

Route

I spoke with a manager at the rivers edge tubing park yesterday, inquiring about getting in At their location. He strongly discouraged mixing tubers and kayakera on that stretch of river. He said after labor day it's not an issue.

From Riverdale Dam, to Downtown Somerset, WI

Let In

45.130538, -92.640508

Takeout

45.126025, -92.673713

References

Aug 25, 2015

Kobayashi Maru

Summer vacation

Want it to be relaxing, Summer-Agadio, however work still wants it to be-Allegro non molto, weather performs Autumn Allegro instead.

Aug 24, 2015

ST:TOS City on the Edge of Forever

Why does Spock say that the portal technology is, "on the order of 10,000 centuries old?" Why not just say 1 million years old? 10,000 * 100 years = 1,000,000 years

Aug 19, 2015